the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

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October 1st, 2014 - 219,964 notes


Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

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September 30th, 2014 - 35,401 notes


i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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September 30th, 2014 - 150,710 notes


when you make a joke and everyone laughs

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September 30th, 2014 - 271,387 notes
Yesterday I was sad, today I am happy! Yesterday I had a problem, today I still have the same problem! But today I changed the way I look at it! C. JoyBell C. (via observando)
September 29th, 2014 // 573 notes




ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

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September 29th, 2014 - 251,045 notes